26 Dorky Doggo Derps That Prove Fetching Brains Is Not Their Game

Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager

Jan 5, 2025 11:00 AM EST

Goooooood morning, animal fam. We hope you're having a better morning than we are, at least. We woke up at 6 AM to some howling from the living room. We rushed out of our bed to check what was wrong, and one of our doggos got their head stuck in between the couch and the cushions, and couldn't get it out. Why were they sticking their head so far up the couch that they got stuck? Your guess is as good as ours.

Yes, our doggos may be beautiful, loving, and loyal, but one thing they are not is intelligent. They can fetch a ball better than anyone, but they are not the brightest crayon in the box, if you get what we're saying. But we still love them, and despite everything, they still make us laugh with all of their derpy decisions. So let's enjoy our adorable little weirdos and laugh at some dorky doggo derps that just love to get themselves stuck in silly situations!

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If we wanted to get a truly intelligent animal, we should have gotten a pig. We've always wanted one; just imagine little oinks and snorts waking you up every morning. It's adorable! Plus, you can dress them in cute little outfits and carry them around with you everywhere. All in favor of getting a teacup pig for their next pet, raise your hands. It's unanimous? Great.
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All jokes aside, we love our doggos, even if they are the derpiest creatures in the animal kingdom. They're just so lovable, especially when they get their heads stuck inside the couch while fishing for a stray potato chip we dropped months ago. It's a good thing they're cute because we would be a lot less forgiving if they weren't. This is why we can't own pugs. We're just not pug people. We know that may be polarizing to some of you, but we just can't do it. More for you, then!
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